Fuck it. You know what? Go to Denny's.
Anywhere you go, there are so many options when it comes to breakfast. Do you want to eat the best bacon? Are you in for a scramble? Well, there's a place for anything that tickles your fancy. But often enough, we're too lazy to seek out the best spots–especially when we first wake up in the morning. This fictional breakfast map was created for Morgenmete which is a satire journal revolving around breakfast. The author of the article never really showed up to provide his favorites, so we figured– Fuck it. Go to Denny's!
